Me: "Oh yeah? Why?"
Wolf: "So much ammo, all buried in there. Would be much more fun, don't you think?"
Me: "Sure I do, which is precisely why it's going to keep closed."
Wolf: "You won't even consider re..".
Me: "Nope. Its done. For good"
Me: "You dog! How'd you do it?!"
Wolf: "Do what?"
Me: "I can't access my blog, the new one"
Wolf: "You can't, why not?"
Me: "Don't make. You know I can't. You made it happen!"
Wolf: "Me? How could I have possibly have ma..?"
Me: "You must have bribed/threatened/cajoled/hacked... I don't know. You just did."
Wolf : "Wait.. you think I'd do any/all of that just to read your old blog?
Me: "Of course. You are a techhie! So you are basically jobless and have access to, you know, ermm, these kind of things"
Wolf: "I'm a mechanical engineer!"
Me: "Hmpf, well okay, don't have to yell."
Wolf: "Did you forget your password?"
Me: "Of course not. It's been the same for the past four years, you know I change only the number according to the month"
Wolf: "No need of hacking your pwd, it seems"
Wolf: "Nothing. So, wait a while, reopen your old one or start a new one."
Me: "See! I knew it! It's all your doing. To make reopen the blog. Admit it"
Wolf: "Yeah right. So, don't open it. Start a new one. Do whatever"
Me: "You don't have to tell me that. I'm NEVER going to reopen it."
Wolf: "You opened it."
Me: "I know."
Wolf: "Too lazy to start a new one?"
Me: "No...! This was, practical and, you know"
Me: "Yeah. Twas too much effort."