1. All men are gay until proven otherwise.
2. There's nothing like the look on your mom's face when she's just seen you watch dirty dancing and then you tell her that you're going dancing.
3. When I find out that the guy I like has a girl, I don't hate the guy, I start liking the girl. Talk about hopeless.
4. Assignments are unnatural. Surely, man was created with a higher purpose than to argue why one -ism cannot replace another?
5. A strange foreboding that I'm going to ape the Chicago cousin and marry a Tambrahm. Venda god, venda! Don't let it come true. Not that.
6. Switchboards are evil. They make you feel like an intruder in your own house.
7. How do I find out the one thing I want? And, not the hundred things I don't?
8. Wolf is a mega cute techie from Delhi going to the States to become a corporate cockroach. What a waste.
9. I'm going back to Chennai to sit at placements for a job I don't want and a degree I have no use for. Yuck.
10. Not being able to sleep before 6 A.M every morning is turning me into an incomprehensible but certifiable nut-case.
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